Two Years Into the Sinking of the Titanic, We’ve Decided to Give Every Passenger a Life Vest

It’s been about two full years since the RMS Titanic struck an iceberg and began to sink in the North Atlantic Ocean, and we’ve decided that it’s finally time to provide every single passenger of that ship with a life vest.

Life vests work! And these top-tier, government-issued life vests we plan to send have a 95 percent efficiency at keeping people afl…