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Updated CDC Guidance on the Zombie Outbreak

Updated CDC Guidance on the Zombie Outbreak

Dec 29, 2021
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Here at the CDC, we’ve made some updates to our zombie exposure guidelines. Please familiarize yourself with the following:

  1. If you have been bitten by a zombie, but are not actively moaning or groaning or hungry for brains, there is no need to isolate from others. Continue going to work and school, provided they have not been overrun by hordes of symptom…

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