We're the US Senate, and We Waited Until the Last Possible Minute to Start and Finish Our Big School Project
Hi there, we’re the US Senate, and we waited until the last possible minute to start and finish our big school project. That’s right—we got this assignment months ago. Actually, if we’re being honest with ourselves, we got it years and years ago—back when scientists all told us that the planet was dying. And we got reminders about it constantly from our classmates, like Al Gore (teacher’s pet, if you ask me!) Then, last night arrived… and we realized, “Oh shit, this is due TOMORROW!”
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