Passports I'm In Favor Of

Vaccine passports aren’t the only passports I support. We also need to require proof of the following:

Sidewalk Courtesy Passports
You and your family of five must provide proof that you will not walk side-by-side-by-side-by-side-by-side in front of the rest of us.

Doesn’t Make Every Conversation About Them Passports
We’ve all done it once or twice, but I n…