Ways Mitch McConnell Plans to Delay Replacing Justice Breyer for the Next Three Years
By claiming there have always been exactly eight Supreme Court Justices, not nine, and that everyone’s just misremembering, like they did with the Berenstain Bears.
By announcing we’ve run out of black robes because of supply chain issues, and they won’t be back in stock until 2024.
By doing a “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” every single day for the next 1,014…
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