Hi there, welcome to your bank, where you deposit your money for safe-keeping, and then we get rid of it immediately. We’re honored to have your business.
Do you have more money you’d like to keep here? Terrific. Deposit it in-person or online—either way, we’ll make sure to keep it here for at least a few minutes before we do something absolutely unhinge…
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