What If This Thing That Never Happened, Happened? That Would Be Bad, Right?

Hey, I’ve got a question: what if this thing that never happened, happened? That would be pretty bad, right?

Look, it’s simple: I have an opinion, and it’s based on this one thing happening all the time. And even though there’s no proof whatsoever that this one thing has ever occurred, I still think we need to be asking: what if it has, and what if it wi…