When One Door Closes, Another One Closes Too. That's The Screen Door.

Son, if there’s one thing I want you to remember in life, it’s this: when one door closes, another one closes too. That’s the screen door. It does the same thing the regular door does, because they’re attached to each other. Always be ready for another door to close, otherwise you’ll always be disappointed and you’ll keep getting hit in the head by a sw…