Everything Is Cake
I watch a video of a telephone being cut by a knife. The telephone is actually cake.
I see another video, this time it’s a pair of jeans. A knife goes right through them. The jeans are cake.
I walk around my apartment. What else is cake?
My couch—Could it be cake? Only one way to find out. I take my chef’s knife and slice into my couch.
It is not cake. It i…
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