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Everything Is Cake

Everything Is Cake

Jul 25, 2021
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I watch a video of a telephone being cut by a knife. The telephone is actually cake.

I see another video, this time it’s a pair of jeans. A knife goes right through them. The jeans are cake.

I walk around my apartment. What else is cake?

My couch—Could it be cake? Only one way to find out. I take my chef’s knife and slice into my couch.

It is not cake. It i…

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