Keep Updog Out of Our Schools!
As a proud republican parent, I’ve been horrified to learn that our kids are being taught Updog in school. What’s next—a lecture about a Duckway? Or a lesson on the Dickfor? I don’t know what those are, but I know I’m against them!
Meanwhile, the fake news media keeps asking us gotcha questions like, “What’s Updog?” Well, I don’t know, and I don’t plan o…
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