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Names of the Other Babies at My Fiancé's Nephew's Baptism

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Names of the Other Babies at My Fiancé's Nephew's Baptism

Jul 28, 2021
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Salvatore Vincent Michael Christian Vincent III

Christopher Christopolis

Maria Christina Ferrari

Michael Michaelangelo

Anthony Scaramucci

Matthew Italia

Panna Cotta Rigatoni

Jerome

Ichabod Hamburger

Lord Humboldt

Tall Donna

Melissa Cofveve

Nancy Reagan

Nancy Kerrigan

Not-a-Baby

Jonah Legthorpe

Russell Pants

Monopoly Man

Tillamook

John “Pretzels” Pezzullo

Granville "Granny"…

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