Santa Responds to "Santa Baby"
Please don’t call me that.
Just slip a sable under the tree for me
A sable like… a weasel? Why? Why would you want a weasel?
Been an awful good girl
Oh, I see where this is going.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
I actually come through the front door at most houses. Way easier.
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, light blue
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