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Santa Responds to "Santa Baby"

Santa Responds to "Santa Baby"

Dec 19, 2021
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Santa baby,

Please don’t call me that.

Just slip a sable under the tree for me

A sable like… a weasel? Why? Why would you want a weasel?

Been an awful good girl

Oh, I see where this is going.

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

I actually come through the front door at most houses. Way easier.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, light blue

A convertible…

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