Squid Games That Didn’t Make the Cut

Drink an open coffee on the subway without spilling any of it.

Don’t use any exclamation marks in an email.

Take a pair of jeans off without turning any part of them inside-out.

Wake up on your first alarm, no snooze.

Successfully troubleshoot your parents’ Internet problems solely over text, no phone call or FaceTime.

Eat only one Pringle.

Watch only one Tik…