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Squid Games That Didn’t Make the Cut

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Squid Games That Didn’t Make the Cut

Oct 27, 2021
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Drink an open coffee on the subway without spilling any of it.

Don’t use any exclamation marks in an email.

Take a pair of jeans off without turning any part of them inside-out.

Wake up on your first alarm, no snooze.

Successfully troubleshoot your parents’ Internet problems solely over text, no phone call or FaceTime.

Eat only one Pringle.

Watch only one Tik…

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