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Succession Meets the Mets

Succession Meets the Mets

Nov 10, 2021
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(A heated phone call)

Carl: Sir, we need your pick.

Logan: My pick?

Frank: Your pick for Mets GM.

Logan: I’m getting Eiffel Towered by the FBI and my own goddamn son and you think I give a shit who’s in charge of the New York Metro-fucking-politans?

Carl: We just need a name.

Frank: Doesn’t even need to be real!

Carl: Well, it needs to be real. Sir, it does ne…

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