The Ocean is Boiling. Time to Add Your Pasta.

A modern, simple pasta recipe in 10 easy steps.

Step 1.
Begin poisoning your planet, melting its icecaps, and polluting its oceans. Also, make some pesto.

Step 2.
Ignore conclusive studies, take very few steps to curb permanent damage, and, once the ocean is at a rapid boil, add your pasta.

Step 3.
Wait eight to ten minutes.

Step 4.
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