We Can't Find The Groundhog

This is an urgent message: we can’t find the groundhog. We’ve got about twelve hours left, and nobody’s seen the little guy since early last week. He could be anywhere. Check your cabinets, your backyards, your fire escapes—help us find this weird lil fella, or we’ll have no idea how much winter we’ve got left.

This may go without saying, but we aren’t j…