I’m Eli, and I’m glad you’re here. I’m an American satirist and frequent contributor to The New Yorker and McSweeney's Internet Tendency. I’m the author of the upcoming satirical essay collection This Won’t Help: Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable Apocalypse. Sign up below to read my latest humor. Nothing will cure me from reading the news — I’m hoping this does:

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Eli Grober

Eli is a humor writer and satirist. He is a frequent contributor to The New Yorker and McSweeney's. His first book, This Won't Help--a collection of satirical essays--is forthcoming with The Experiment in Fall 2023. Preorder it today!