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Requirements for Neuralink human test candidates
It's a short list. Please. Someone sign up.
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Pop Quiz: Fall of Rome, or Right Now?
Another (timely) excerpt from my book!
American football terms, as I understand them
Definition: A very high-stakes version of Red Rover.
An excerpt from my upcoming book
Working hard for passive income!
August 2023
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Get stressed about something out of your control instead!
"It's Time to Vote" Whispers the GOP at 1am on a Wednesday
The words are barely more than sounds.
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July 2023
Recall Notice: Your Lower Backâ„¢
Affected customers should stop using their Lower Backâ„¢ immediately.
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Key Differences Between Barbie and Oppenheimer
One had an existential crisis, one had a favorite hat.
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This Week's Weather Forecast
Tonight, there will be rain. Prepare an ark.
Inflation Q&A: Hot Dog Edition
Hot dogs cost a lot more to borrow than they used to.
Who Will Be Our Next President? This Small Town Has No Idea and Wants Us to Stop Asking Them
"Please stop coming here," said the town's librarian.
June 2023
Our Latest Study
A weekly glass of wine may help you live forever. Do not drink it.
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