If you catch a foul ball, you are officially on the team.
I could maybe play this game: The bases will continue to grow larger each season until there is only base, no field. This will finally fulfill the sport’s name, which is baseball—not basefieldball.
I could get behind a 7th inning downward dog, but I worry that I’ll get dirty with all the spilled beer and peanut shells on the ground. Also, why is ok to litter if it’s peanut shells at a ball game? Between ballgames and movie theater litterbugs we are really sending mixed messages on garbage.