A weekly glass of wine may help you live forever. Do not drink it.
My brother said to me, “you shouldn’t eat salad dressing. Cavemen didn’t use salad dressing.” I replied, “caveman life expectancy was 35 years.”
A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. - The Boxer
Going to tell my husband right now that our daily coffee ritual is literally KEEPING US ALIVE.
When "p-hacking" shows up in a comedy post I immediately share it, that's my promise.
The possibility of weed turning my life into a Christopher Nolan film means I'll never touch the stuff.
Debating whether or not to eat this red meat. On one hand it may imbue me with the primordial strength of our early hominid ancestors. On the other, this may align me with the values of a certain juiced-up influencer peddling false nutrition information. Eat the meat. Don’t eat it. Cook it. Eat it raw. Blend it, blend the meat. I’ll settle on the meat shake
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