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Arthur Grimm's avatar

Maybe he’ll surprise us.

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Eli Grober's avatar

Always such a surprise when he does the thing he said he'd do

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Jane Fisher's avatar

On the bright side, once everything is privatized (most likely the biggest company being Musks' United States of America Inc.-this is a real thing-incorporated in Texas), and the minimum wage becomes a relic of the past, there will be plenty of jobs, and no worries about illegal (or legal, for that matter) immigrants, because who would want to come here?

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Eli Grober's avatar

Who indeed, Jane -- and United States of America Inc. is certainly almost redundant at this point

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Sam Z's avatar

Can’t wait for “in this economy?” jokes to morph into “in what economy?”

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Eli Grober's avatar

One day, our grandchildren will ask us to tell them one more time what a job was like

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Sam Z's avatar

“Well, Æshley, this seems like a perfect opportunity to tell you about a show called Severance.”

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