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Tariffs: What you need to know
Everything is far too affordable.
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A brand new way to put people out of work
My first piece for the San Francisco Standard
Somebody needs to do something. Not me, but somebody.
Who will step up? (Puts finger on nose)
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Opening remarks at the National March for Forced Birth
You're an amazing group of mostly men
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These things, they don't exist
Migrant crime, merit, and other made-up crises
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The right side of history (the side where it ends)
Take comfort, breathe easy, stand tall
Bootlicker, a definition
“The bootlicker paid extra for a good seat at inauguration.”
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Satire is dead. Long live satire. This is Eli Grober's newsletter. Part catharsis, part diagnosis. Often funny, frequently critical, and always something.
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Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable Apocalypse

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