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You're invited to my birthday military parade
"If this goes well, we'll do one every month." Plus: Cowards!
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US announces plans to invade itself
"Please remember that the people stamping out your human rights are people, too."
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I can’t be bribed or bought. Go ahead, please try.
My many homes are full of all the gifts I’ve turned down.
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Our official policy is that measles can’t hurt us if we’re all dead
If you’re looking for medical advice, look elsewhere.
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How to fund the arts
Start by insisting they support the military.
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The cancer funds are being used for a greater purpose: My birthday parade
Addressing the rumors
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100 days down, 100 to go
Congratulations, you made it.
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