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The Wildfire Smoke Episode of Seinfeld
"Particulates, Jerry! Fine Particulates!"
Jun 7
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My Work Has Been Translated Into Italian!
Un sacco di gente mi ha chiesto...
Jun 4
4
May 2023
And Jesus Said Unto Them, “Go Scream at Mannequins in Target”
His disciples asked, "What, pray tell, is a Target?"
May 31
10
3
Must-Watch: Two of the Worst Guys You've Ever Heard of Are Gonna Talk to Each Other
Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis, a match made in hell.
May 24
12
2
Uh, Mooch Much? These 535 People Get Their Entire Salaries From the Government
It’s just full-on socialism at this point.
May 21
4
Congratulations, Your City Is in the Top Ten Best Places to Live (For People Who Make at Least Six Figures)
With the right amount of landlords on your city council, anything is possible!
May 17
14
3
There's Still Time to Get Mom a Replica of One of the Teeth They Made for the Shark Prop in Jaws
The perfect Mother's Day gift.
May 14
5
2
George Santos Confesses to His Crimes
"I stabbed Caesar in the back. Also, I invented the Caesar salad."
May 10
8
4
Nepo Baby? King Charles Looks Suspiciously Like Queen Elizabeth
The job only gets posted every two to seven decades.
May 7
21
3
April 2023
Jobless Tucker Carlson Orders a Pizza
Everyone else is lying to you about pizza.
Apr 30
4
3
Pre-order my book!
Worth it just for the cover art, tbh
Apr 26
7
4
Tax Deductions You Should Be Allowed to Take
Were you, at any point this year, required to learn Vanderpump Rules?
Apr 16
3
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