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Super Bowl Commercials, 2074

Forget tonight's ads. All that matters is the future, and the future is Taco Bell.

Feb 11

The country is divided in two halves. Plus another half.

The half that doesn't vote, and the half that's a few more halves.

Jan 25

I, too, am suspending my campaign

And I will not stop now.

Jan 22

Diary entries from The Ultimate World Cruise

Something is very, very wrong.

Jan 7

Unfortunately, you've been listed on my flight logs

I may not have a plane, but I still keep track. Cheers!

Jan 4

Here's Something: Best of 2023

This year's top five pieces, from lower back pain to new baseball rules

Dec 20, 2023

Short Story Sunday #1

A new series for paid subscribers

Dec 10, 2023

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