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The Mom in "Bohemian Rhapsody" Responds
You’re an adult now. This is your problem.
May 9, 2021
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I’m Jesus, and I Actually Had a Pretty Terrible Friday
“Thank God it’s Friday"? Really???
Apr 10
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A Fossil Fuel Lobbyist Explains How to Help the Environment
Do your part and simply hold your breath!
May 16
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I'm The Batman. Please Stop Doxxing Me.
Hello, it’s me, Bruce—er, I mean, The Batman.
Apr 20
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Heartbroken and Angry
I’m not much for humor today.
May 25
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A Comedian's Job
A comedian’s job is not to be funny. A comedian’s job is to be in a car getting coffee with an even wealthier comedian.
Feb 6
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You Can’t Charge Me for a Crime I Already Committed!
The things I did? I did them 16, 17, maybe even 18 months ago.
Jun 12
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Life Outside My Window
A man jogs by. The pigeons do not move. They’re growing bolder.
May 30, 2021
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How I Imagine That Conversation Went Between Susan Collins and Brett Kavanaugh
Collins: That settles it then. You’ve assured me, and I feel assured.
Jul 3
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As the President of the United States, I Am Asking You to Please Solve This
I’m basically nobody. But you’re somebody—you’re a voter.
May 4
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The Cancellation of Jesus Christ
"My God, why has thou canceled me?”
May 2
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Show Your Solidarity With Ukraine By Buying Our Latest Product
Use promo code WARCRIMES when you SHOP with us ONLINE!
Mar 27
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