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Nepo Baby? King Charles Looks Suspiciously Like Queen Elizabeth
The job only gets posted every two to seven decades.
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Getting ahead of it: JD Vance almost definitely didn't kill the pope
There's barely any evidence
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As the President of the United States, I Am Asking You to Please Solve This
I’m basically nobody. But you’re somebody—you’re a voter.
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Congratulations, Your City Is in the Top Ten Best Places to Live (For People Who Make at Least Six Figures)
With the right amount of landlords on your city council, anything is possible!
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On satire
My essay for Lit Hub
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HELP PROVE I'M INNOCENT BY SENDING ME MONEY IMMEDIATELY
ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO FIX THAT.
I'm The Batman. Please Stop Doxxing Me.
Hello, it’s me, Bruce—er, I mean, The Batman.
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And Jesus Said Unto Them, “Go Scream at Mannequins in Target”
His disciples asked, "What, pray tell, is a Target?"
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The jokes I wrote for SNL that never aired
Two very expensive goats.
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Here at the New York Times, We Believe Every Op-Ed—No Matter How Dangerous—Must Be Carried to Term
Every single bad idea must be carried to term from conception to publication.
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Fundraising Emails From Assholes
I’m one of the country’s biggest assholes, and I need your help.
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I, Too, Will Be Arrested On Tuesday
No need to do anything, just letting you know.
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