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You’re an adult now. This is your problem.
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“Thank God it’s Friday"? Really???
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Do your part and simply hold your breath!
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Hello, it’s me, Bruce—er, I mean, The Batman.
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I’m not much for humor today.
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A comedian’s job is not to be funny. A comedian’s job is to be in a car getting coffee with an even wealthier comedian.
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The things I did? I did them 16, 17, maybe even 18 months ago.
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A man jogs by. The pigeons do not move. They’re growing bolder.
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Collins: That settles it then. You’ve assured me, and I feel assured.
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I’m basically nobody. But you’re somebody—you’re a voter.
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"My God, why has thou canceled me?”
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