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Updated CDC Guidance on the Zombie Outbreak
The Twelve Days of Supply-Chain Christmas Problems
Santa Responds to "Santa Baby"
Other Failed Peloton Product Placements
I’ve Done Enough Damage to America—It’s Time I Do Some Damage to My Career, Too
I’m Jeremy Strong and I Actually Think That, Like, YOU Don’t Get The Joke
My Family and I Live Completely Off-Grid
Clifford the Big Red Dog Has Destroyed My Life
If Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons Could Talk
Succession: The Taylor Swift Episode
10 Easter Eggs in Taylor Swift's New Music Video
Keep Updog Out of Our Schools!
Topical Halloween Costumes You Could Have Worn in 1996
Squid Games That Didn’t Make the Cut
New Names I Thought of for Facebook
What Baseball Terms Mean, If I Had to Guess
Ideas for Paying Back the US National Debt
Chicago Med, Chicago Fire, Chicago PD, or Dawson’s Creek?
How to Train to Watch a Marathon
Quiz: Are You a Human or a Horse?
I Wish Someone Would Just Do Something About the Climate Crisis
Vaccine Passports? What's Next, Passports?
I’m Not Wearing a Costume on the Masked Singer, This Is Just How I Look
Names of the Other Babies at My Fiancé's Nephew's Baptism
Things You Can Do to Save the Planet
The Ocean is Boiling. Time to Add Your Pasta.
How Ranked-Choice Voting Works, Now That You've Already Voted
How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money
More Questions Louie Gohmert Has for the National Forest Service
I Pay Taxes So Billionaires Don’t Have To
Friends: The Pandemic Episodes
Mare and Pooh Bear of Easttown
Get Your Best Beach Body Ever!
Other Surprising CDC Announcements
The GOP Voting Restrictions Episode of "Nathan for You"
To Unsubscribe From Our Promotional Emails...
The Mom in "Bohemian Rhapsody" Responds
There’s No Way to Know What’s in the Vaccine, I Say In Between Sips of Mountain Dew Code Red
Donner Party of Five? Your Table’s Ready!
A Note About Your Sunday Morning Crossword
Questions I Still Have for Yahoo Answers
We Should Only Protect Free Speech for Corporations I Agree With
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words, So Here are 20 Photos Instead of My Dissertation
I’m the Big Boat and I Just Wanted to Know What Land is Like
Things Vaccinated People Still Should Not Do
This Relief Bill is Just a Laundry List of—Wait, No, This is My Actual Laundry List.
The Solution Is Simple: We Must Filibuster The Filibuster
For Lent This Year, I'm Giving Up Five Stars. It's A Great Movie.
I Vote To Acquit This Guilty, Guilty Man
It's A Defense About... Nothing!
Don’t Make Money That Way, Say Us, The People Who Make Money That Way
Don’t Tax The Rich Because I Could Also Probably, Maybe, Definitely Not Be Rich One Day
Now That The Titanic Is At The Bottom Of The Ocean, It’s Time For Me To Resign As First Mate