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Here's Something: 2022 in Review
Reported Problems With Santa's New Tesla Sleigh
How to Tell if You're Watching the World Cup Final
Here at Tesla, We're Constantly Innovating New Ways of Creating Car Crashes
Kyrsten Sinema in Other Situations
Jesus Christ Weighs in on Wedding Websites
Your 2022 Eavesdropping Wrapped
Allow Me to Demonstrate That I’ve Never Worked a Single Day in the Service Industry
Earth's Annual "Thanksgiving" Celebration: Xornax's Report
How to Get Taylor Swift Tickets
Where I Was Each Time I Heard the News That Pete Davidson Was Dating a New Celebrity
How I Spent $300 Billion Planning the World Cup
It Now Costs $100 a Month to Speak
Before You Leave This Airbnb...
Key Differences Between The Great British Baking Show and The Great American Baking Show
How to Make a Butter Board, If You Must
3-Sentence Scary Stories for Americans
We Are Gathered Here Today to Mourn the Loss of Someone None of Us Actually Knew At All
Systems That Would Be Better Than a Hereditary Monarchy
Now That I am Rich, I Won't Shut the Fuck Up
We’re Canceling Student Loan Debt the Same Way We Cancel a Person
How to Choose What to Eat for Dinner
New CDC Guidelines for the Ongoing Shark Attacks
The Life of the Safe at Mar-a-Lago
The Secret Habits of the Ultra Wealthy
Nutrition Facts for American Democracy
Situations in Which the Only Solution Was to Vote
Top 5 Ways to Beat the Heat in 2150
You Can’t Charge Me for a Crime I Already Committed!
Welcome to Our Hip Restaurant Bathroom—Good Luck Figuring Out How the Hell Our Sink Works
I Took Some Photos For NASA, Too
Ginni and Clarence Thomas Renew Their Vows
Here at the New York Times, We Believe Every Op-Ed—No Matter How Dangerous—Must Be Carried to Term
How I Imagine That Conversation Went Between Susan Collins and Brett Kavanaugh
Other Reasons Trump Tried to Grab the Wheel of the Presidential Limo
Protect and Expand Abortion Access
Proof That Google’s AI is Three Kids in a Trench Coat
You Can’t Charge Me for a Crime I Already Committed!
Hearing Hoofbeats and Thinking Frogs
What If This Thing That Never Happened, Happened? That Would Be Bad, Right?
I'm a Self-Help Guru and I'm Here to Ruin Your Life
It’s Me, a Person Who’s About to Refute an Opinion Nobody Holds
A Fossil Fuel Lobbyist Explains How to Help the Environment
Fundraising Emails From Assholes
If I Was On The New Kardashians
As the President of the United States, I Am Asking You to Please Solve This
The Cancellation of Jesus Christ
This Minimalist Home Keeps Things Simple
I've Gone to the Grocery Store Without a List
I'm The Batman. Please Stop Doxxing Me.
The Children... They're Hunting Us
I’m Jesus, and I Actually Had a Pretty Terrible Friday
Moments You May Have Missed at the Oscars
Show Your Solidarity With Ukraine By Buying Our Latest Product
How I Became Rich and Famous Through Hard Work, Determination, and Having Rich and Famous Parents
Nice. The Only Thing Everyone in Our Country Can Agree On is What Time It Should Be.
We Just Need to Let Kids Be Kids by Intensely Controlling What They Learn and Who They Are
We’re the US Senate, and Our Job is to Represent Up To or Less Than 40 Percent of Americans
What It Takes to Own a Major League Baseball Team
I’m a Guy Who Did All His Own Research on the Vaccine, and I Want to Talk to You About Ukraine
The Tortoise and the Hare: Part I
We Regret to Announce That We Need to Raise Our Prices, Because It Will Make Us a Shitload of Money
But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci's Spotlight Operator
Famous Movie Quotes About Love, But For Married People
How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment
Ways Mitch McConnell Plans to Delay Replacing Justice Breyer for the Next Three Years
Please Enjoy This Show About the Addictive Danger of Power, From Amazon
Two Years Into the Sinking of the Titanic, We’ve Decided to Give Every Passenger a Life Vest
To My Favorite Subscribers (The Paying Ones)
A Brief History of the Filibuster I Just Made Up